Founded 1895
Refsoc 3D15 Oct/Nov 2003
Contents
Editors Comments

The Owl Recalls

Dates

You are the Judge

Uncle Ben

Dinner

Who should be

Judge - Answers

Planning

You are the Judge(Answers to be found further on).
     1) Red 10 grub kicks towards the Blues' corner post.  Red 14, who is on-side, tries to gather the ball 3m from Blues' line, but he knocks it on.  The ball lands in goal, where Blue 11 grounds it.  How is the match restarted?
      2)   At the first scrum the Blue front row engages before the
    referee's call to do so.  What action should the referee take?

What some Refs get up to
A little while back a couple of our Society's Refs, who were on tour in a warm climate, decided to go on an island hopping excursion.  The day started brilliantly, but suddenly a tropical storm struck and the boat was capsized.  They managed to swim to a deserted island and found that, together with a young lady passenger, they were the only survivors.  Nature took its course and soon they began indulging in lots of casual sex.  After a while the young lady felt so disgusted with herself that she committed suicide.  Very tragic of course, but our two Refs managed to get over it and shortly afterwards nature took its inevitable course and sex once more was on the agenda.  After a few months of this, our two friends were so disgusted with themselves that they decided to do the honourable thing too- so they buried her.

(We the Editors and Staff take no responsibility for the necrophilic tendency of this correspondent.)

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